i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
