I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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