Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Can I color on your dick again?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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