I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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