Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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