We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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