what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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