You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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