Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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