I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Hippo gnu deer
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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