Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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