i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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