youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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