my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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