I want to stick my p in your. b.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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