This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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