i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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