If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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