no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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