WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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