Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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