Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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