So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
