So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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