We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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