Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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