Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I've blown a few things in my day
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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