i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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