and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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