Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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BRING THE BAGELS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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