Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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