Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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