think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
