only if we run a train.
done.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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