The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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