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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly

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