Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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