hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops