in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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