is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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