i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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