How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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