now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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