No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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