did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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