Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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