The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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