if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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