Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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