i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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