so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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