There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I would ride that face into the sunset
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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