their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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