No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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