doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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