your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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