Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
