My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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