i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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